The maid of honor just puked.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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