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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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