After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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