Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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