Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
