BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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