when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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