Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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