Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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