This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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