Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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