There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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