I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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