Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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