Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
