i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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