Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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