Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
