no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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