i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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