Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
