That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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