ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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