Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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