found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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