I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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