dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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