sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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