I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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