She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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