How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I am naked and annoyed.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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