Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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