just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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