I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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