I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My cat gives me a boner
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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