oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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