don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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