yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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