so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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