she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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