That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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