I'm eating all of the evidence.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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