Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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