we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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