found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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