Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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