I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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