'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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