Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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