Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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