i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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