His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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