So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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