We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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